i lost it at “me dammit”
for 17,000 you could buy approximately 566 cases of 24 pack of monster energy drinks from amazon. Thats 13584 16 ounce cans of monster, or 217,344 ounces of monster. plus free shipping!
but how much caffeine is that
There’s 160 mg of caffeine in a 16 oz can of Monster, so for 17,000 dollars you would get 2,173.44 grams (just over 4.79 pounds) of caffeine.
that’s enough monster to kill 212 150lb people.
What if colleges only made you pay the percentage of tuition that you failed, so if you got an average of 86 for the year you’d only have to pay 14% of the tuition, but if you got a 94 then it’d only be 6%. That way we’d be rewarding the success and even if you flunked the semester, you still wouldn’t have to pay for ALL of the tuition
You are the future.
Please run for president