susemoji:

i want a meangirls 3 with meryl streep, jessica lange, and jane lynch where theyre the bitch clique in an old age home

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pyrrhiccomedy:

based on extensive observation, I believe that my cats have only a tenuous grasp on how much of my body is “me”

It’s like, Head: definitely Big Friend, note eyes and noise-hole.

Hands: 90% certainty of Big Friend, 10% possibility of toy. comprised of two main parts, the rubby-rubby and the…

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pantspantspantspantspants:

unabating:

Archaeologists digging on a Pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts. Experts believe it to be Pharaoh Roche.

Leave

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walkthepathbyday:

"There are three things you must ask yourself before you say anything…"

Nobody follows this rule.

(Source: belonely)

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bookphile:

THOU SHALT NOT BUY BOOKS JUST BECAUSE OF SUPER PRETTY COVERS!!!

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